A [[Degenerate?|degenerate]] from the central regions of Cornwall, the epicenter of [[Inbred_Fuck?|inbreeding]], born as David Peran Hayes, is now known as the infamous Pez. His lameness became increasingly apparant over the years eventually reaching gargantuan levels.
It is now of no doubt that Pez is, always has been, and always will be, the lamest motherfucker that this universe has ever witnessed. Through the sins he has commited and the amount of piss he has drank from various people his body form continues to degenerate at the same speed with which he becomes more inbred and generally fucked up.
Besides snogging his mum Peran has become involved with beasteality and made love to his Dog, the mighty Tegan. Since Tegan has left, the animals and mums of Caharrack have not been safe as he roams the country lanes into the early hours of the morning completely naked
In parts of Cornwall the word ‘Pez’ has now become synonomous with anything so fucking shit it goes beyond any other explanation. Calling someone Pez, or saying that they got off with his mum, is the worst insult that the human brain can comprehend.
Define external redirect: The Sins of Pez Inbred Fuck Degenerate